Ran When Parked


Tow Truck Required
November 27, 2009, 00:34
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One ton of parked fun.

Owner responsibly notes:

“It will have to be towed because the brakes do not work at all, I will not let anybody try to fix and drive away.”

So, is that Luckily Ran When Parked then?



One Man’s Minivan is Another Man’s Storage Shed
October 29, 2009, 00:01
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A rarity in the Ran When Parked world, check out this shiny-ish mininvan! On the surface, this vehicle could probably loose the RWP stigma pretty easily and sell for more than the $425 asking price [even with the disclosed need of a $400 timing belt.] Ah, but no.

"Mom! She's touching me!!"

I can see it pulling up to soccer practice already

Instead, seller admits that what appears to the untrained eye to be a passenger wagon is in fact a storage unit. In the front yard.  Citing a need to clear the yard before the seasons change as the reason to part ways,

“We currently use it as storage… but can be cleaned out and the seat put back in.”



Of Course the Ad was in All Caps
October 27, 2009, 00:01
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Venture a guess to the asking price. Correct: $500.

Despite this auto spraying oil into the engine fan, the seller assures, “WAS

RUNNING WHEN PARKED 8 YEARS AGO”.

Hop on in!

Eight years ago was only 2001



“Drive a Heap for $425″
October 16, 2009, 10:45
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Charmingly, despite ID-ing the vehicle as a heap, seller will include six months worth of leaves… at no additional cost. Calling all compost enthusiasts.

Please note the leaves

Please note the leaves

Other notables:

  • “mechanic’s special”
  • “ready to be tinkered with”



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